When you know you're a nomad

So we were entertaining my niece, telling stories from our childhood. And I tell her that my brother had a hobo-themed birthday party when he was almost her age.

She said, "what's a hobo?"

I said, "it's like a vagabond."

She said, "what's a vagabond?"

I answered, "someone who doesn't have a home and moves around a lot like…"

And she said, "oh, like you?!"

When my sister added, "sort of, only dirtier."